Just like every other morning, Kandie stumbled out of the motel and made her way towards Jorri Rae's Diner. As she made her way down the street Kandie noticed something odd. She could smell smoke. Kandie made her way to the location of the smell, which happened to be behind the library. She had never really been around the library and certainly had never been in it. Kandie was over joyed to see a huge bonfire of books blazing into the sky. Immediately Kandie went and grabbed her bottle of liquor from the bushes behind Jorri's and headed back to the library. By the time the short walk to the library was over, Kandie was drunk. Also, to Kandie's delight some other lovely "ladies" had made their way to the bonfire. Next thing she knew she was running around the bonfire screaming and hollering with all the other women. Her only concern was that some of the prostitutes were wasting bottles of liquor and throwing them into the fire. An odd homeless man walked up to Kandie, obviously attempting to see if Kandie would be willing to have sex. But Kandie knew better than to go for a homeless guy. She simply pointed him in the direction of the other prostitutes. Kandie passed out within an hour.
Kandie only woke up to the sound of giggling and a flash directly in her face. She woke up to see some sort of Asian tourist standing over her taking a picture. Kandie was pissed. She got up, stormed over to the horrified Japanese girl and grabbed her camera. Without even thinking, Kandie threw the camera into the fire. Suddenly Kandie was bombarded by loud and angry Japanese tourists. Drunk Kandie couldn't deal with it. She called over the other prostitutes and homeless men to help her. Minutes of screaming and near altercations ensued. Finally, a translator from the group spoke up and the dispute was settled. Kandie was to repay the translator the way she repays everyone- she made her way back to the motel that night with her new Japanese friend.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
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